I wrote a computer program for a class. So if you ever find yourself in that awkward situation where you are unable to calculate the difference between any two given times of the day, you let me know and I'll zip you out a copy of a nifty program that'll help you out.

In humor news, Aaron claims that he heard Zac say the following in the middle of the night: "Brenda! Take a note- find out if Jamaica still has a bobsled team; and if so, find out if they still suck." Of course, Zac doesn't know anybody named Brenda, and has no recollection of any part of this event. I want to have Zac's dreams. They sound like fun.

Aye, davinita! I purchased what will be my fourth copy of Vitalogy today. What's the problem? Nothing, man, I just can't seem to hold onto this CD! I went to Tower Records to buy it used, and they were having a sale. It just so happened that it was being sold for nine dollars brand new, so hey, you know. A better man would have done the same.

Monday evening, on a whim, I dyed my hair green. Well, technically, the box said "Enchanted Forest." It's... interesting... I wore a purple shirt today and looked like the Joker. Good reactions all around- especially from the ladies. Yeah... the ladies dig it. I dig it too... it doesn't look half as strange as it should.