In my music performance class, Eve was assigned the song "The Spark of Creation," from some Schwartz musical. That lead quickly to us singing, of course, "The Spork of Creation." You would have done the same, I'm sure. This in turn led to a discussion on what actually is The Spork of Creation- the all around, useful tool. Laura suggested Carbon- which pretty much stopped the conversation, because she's obviously right. Anybody have any other suggestions? :)