I saw this today:

"A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn't President, please leave. The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton is not President, please go away. The man goes away. The next day he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty. The man asks to see President Clinton and the Marine says, -- 'WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!'

The man smiles happily and says, 'I know, I just like hearing it.' "

Here's my reply:

A man goes to the White House and asks the see President George W. Bush. The Marine on duty does not answer, because his atoms are individually torn apart in a flash of light that he never understood. The man would comment on this, only he, too, has completely disintegrated in the most violent manner imaginable.

"Oh shit!" says nobody. "Looks like Washington D.C. just got nuked!"