I don't even know how to comment on this... this unsolicited e-mail was sent to me today. Here is the entire text:

"Dear Students / Faculty,

Before the semester comes to a close, we are offering all students the opportunity to purchase pepper spray self-defense products at
discount prices. One in four women will be sexually assaulted on campus, and one in eight will be raped. Personal defense for yourself and your loved ones starts here As personal safety becomes ever more necessary, we hope that everyone can take advantage of this limited offer. Good luck with finals and we wish you all a happy holidays!
-makes a great gift
-compact keychain goes everywhere
http://www.holidaycloseouts.com/pepperspray"

Yeah... what a great gift. Family and friends, I sure would like a compact keychain pepperspray this Christmas in my stocking.