Oh, man!

Here are some absolute gems from Elvis Mitchell's review of the new film "The Core" in today's New York Times.

"The cast of "The Core" deserve Oscar nominations just for being able to speak most of the lines without succumbing to the chortles."

"Sections of "The Core" drag so sullenly that the crew's six-day mission seems to be taking place in real time. And the vaulting obviousness becomes so dreary that a real-life core shutdown seems like an act of mercy."

"The brazen silliness of "The Core" is becalming and inauthentic, like taking a bath in nondairy coffee creamer. The Earth core's inability to turn is mirrored in the cast's inability to give the picture any spin."

I, for one, think it's gonna rule!