With the whirlwind of activity going on here at the site, nobody knows what's going to happen next!

Anyway, I've posted those essays from freshman year where I killed off my dad. They're here and here. They're Word documents (.doc files). Once again, as a disclaimer, I quote the wise words of myself:

"Neither of them are very good, but one great thing about writing about how your Dad died is that the professor is hesitant to give a bad grade."