The Play -- "The Taming of the Shrew: The Induction: Parts 1 and 2, by William Shakespeare and David J. McGee (Respectively), With a New Induction by David J. McGee (Respectfully)"

The Title -- Is very silly

When -- Monday, October 9th at 7pm and Sunday, October 15th at 1pm

Shouldn't you have alerted me earlier than this? -- Yes.

Where -- Hudson Guild Theater, Located in the John Lovejoy Elliot Center, 441 West 26th Street btwn 9th & 10th Avenues

How much does this cost?-- "Pay what you can." We both know what that means.

What's the play about? Is it funny? Does it suck? -- It's picking up the ball that Shakespeare dropped. The producer called it "An absurd riff on Shakespeare, New York theater, and the nature of reality," although that's Raimondo. So, you know. Does it suck? I don't think so. Come prove me otherwise.

I'm in a play, though, and can't be there -- You're dark on Monday, and you know it.

But it's Columbus Day. -- Suck it up, now.

Who is in it? -- Owen O'Malley, Joshua William Gelb, Stephanie Douglass, Dylan Dawson, Elon Rutberg, Joby Earle, Blackey Fontaine, and Heather Caruso.

I know some of those people! -- So come support them!

How do I get tickets? -- E-mail specevents@dreamscapetheatre.org

Can we hang out sometime? -- That would be cool.

Anything else? -- I would sure love to see you. Especially you. You know who you are. So be there. Please. :)