Thanksgiving! A! Pageant!

Said pageant features Slaney Chadwick Ross, Briana Mowrey, Preston Martin, Albert Hwang, Derrick Karg, Pearce Larson and intoducing Elon Rutberg as Squanto.

Look, either you're paying $10 for a hilarious show and you get to drink for free, or you're paying $10 for an hour of drinking and you get a hilarious show free. Either one of those is worth $10 but--and here's where it gets really clever--you're going to get both of them.

So come to Greenpoint on Saturday. Trust me, I don't like Brooklyn any more than you do (and possibly substantially less than you do), but it's going to be worth it.