Look, I got this e-mail and I don’t want to be non-participatory. However, I also don’t send non-personalized mail to people ever, so I’ll just post it up here on the site. You’re welcome to cut, paste, change appropriate answers, and mail to me--I am interested. If you’re not, that’s cool, skip it. There’s still cool stuff on the site, dogg.
1. Who sent this e-mail to you? Chelsea
2. What time is it? 1:21 PM
3. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? David James McGee
4. Nickname(s): Doove; “David Jay?E Baudelaire
5. Parents' names: Edwin and Susan
6. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Like 9, I haven't had a birthday cake in a long time.
7. Date that you regularly blow them out: Sometime around July 20th, but rarely on that date.
8. Pets: Older brother, Josh.
9. Hair color: I wear a hat.
10. Tattoos: Jenn’s dragonfly!
11. Piercing: That one week in eighth grade.
12. Favorite color: Yellow in theory; blue in practice.
13. Hometown: Unincorporated County of Los Angeles, sporting Temple City Schools and San Gabriel mailing address.
14. Current Residence: New York City
15. Favorite food: Akio’s ass-kicking sushi.
16. Been to Africa? I have not.
17. Been toilet papering? I was once in high school, the answer seems clear.
18. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? The way this question is phrased makes me have to answer “No.?E
19. Been in a car accident? Nothing major. Fender benders, a couple of times (I wasn’t driving in any of them)
20. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Bacon Bits are of Satan.
21. Current car you drive: Skecher’s Boots
22. Favorite Movie(s): Fight Club; Magnolia; Aliens; The Royal Tenenbaums
23. Favorite Holiday: I always like me a good Christmas
24. Favorite day of the week: I don’t like days so much.
25. Favorite word or phrase: “Fjord?E
26. Favorite toothpaste: Whatever I happen to grab at Duane Reade when the last tube runs out.
27. Favorite Restaurant: Akio’s, though the chances of me going there ever again appear rare.
28. Favorite Flowers: Eh. I'm indifferent.
29. Favorite Drink: I really like root beer.
30. Favorite sports to watch: ESPN is always on. Whatever. Seriously. If I could choose only two, I would watch football (American) and basketball. I also really love soccer, and hockey is the best to watch live. Baseball is generally boring, but I still watch 'cause I'm cool like that.
31. Preferred type of ice cream: Shrek Swirl--alas it is no more.
32. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Mr. Snuffleupagus, duh
33. Last book you read: The last book I finished was “Wyrd Sisters?Eby Terry Pratchett.
34. Favorite fast food restaurant: In & Out Burger
35. When was your last hospital visit? I can’t recall?Efor myself, sometime during my senior high of high school, after an unfortunate accident with a board game.
36. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have no idea.
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I passed on the first try.
38. Who is the last person you got email from before this? Myself, actually. Before that it was?ETelecharge.com
39. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I have not.
40. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? I would rather not max out my credit card. I could, however, spend great deals of free money at any book or comic book store.
41. What do you do most often when you are bored? Try to take over the world.
42. Name the friend that lives farthest away from you: Hmm?Ethe UK, Southern California, and Washington State all seem about equidistant. I’d say most (not all, don't get mad) of my non-college friends live about 3,000 from me.
43. Most annoying thing people ask you: “You’re directing a show? Cool, what’s it about??E
44. Where are you working now? Right now? Sound studio, at school. For money work? Nothing now.
45. Who will respond the quickest to this email? This question is no longer valid.
46. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Nor is this one.
47. Favorite all time TV shows: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; The West Wing; Alias; and SportsCenter is THE BEST show of all time.
48. Last person(s) you were out to dinner with: Gerritt Turner and Morgan Murphy
49. What's in your CD player right now? Sublime, “Sublime?E