January 10, 2008

Today's Unsubscribe Information contains a very special notice. Won't you read on?

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On this date in 1990, two great companies joined forces to create the Time Warner company. Those companies were, of course, Newsweek and Paramount.

On this date in 2000, it was announced that America Online had opted to purchase Time Warner for $162 billion, forming a new company which would be called, of course, Daimler-Chrysler.

On this date in 2008, Instant Breakfast announced that from now on it would only one terrible joke, but it would make the joke three times in quick succession. That joke was, of course, Proctor & Gamble.

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IBEater My Father pointed out to me yesterday that my count on the number of remaining days was wrong--WRONG!--because 2008 is a leap year. My goodness, was he ever right. I AM SORRY I MISLED YOU.

Allow me to fix my error: as of *today* there are 356 days remaining in the year. Won't you readjust your plans accordingly?

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