December 18, 2007

On this date in 1271, Kublai Khan officially renamed his country "Yuan" (which translates from Chinese as "The Dome of Pleasure" (with the connotation of the dome being "stately," if that makes sense (or even if it doesn't))). He then proceeded to... wait? What's that odd chuckling I hear behind me? That high-pitched ominous cackle that usually speaks of...

Oh.

Oh no.

Let me just... slowly... turn... my chair arouOH MY SWEET GOODNESS NO! THE SWAMP RABBIT HAS SOMEHOW PENETRATED MY COMPOUND! I must flee! FLEEEE!

I gotta go. I gotta get out of here. How did he even get in here? And I'm running, why is he just walking ever so slowly with that grin on his face!? THE NET! WHERE DID HE GET THAT GIANT NET!? Oh ZUT! He must have been hiding in the stuffed animals! Or in the extensive indoor collection of topiary! DAMN MY RIDICULOUS SENSE OF INDOOR DECORATION! And why did I lock this door so many times! Twelve! Thirteen! And the burglar bar! And the second burglar bar! What I would give for a rabbit bar, just one rabbit bar! He's still approaching but the door is stuck! GrrrrrrrTHERE got it open! Now I just have to lower the drawbridge and... wait... wait! Where's the drawbridge lever? Where is it? It was right... oh no. Oh no, he has it! He's attached his giant net TO the drawbridge lever! OH CRUEL IRONY I'M TRAPPED INSIDE MY OWN COMPOUND! The rabbit is upon me! Nooo! NOOOO! HAPPY NEW YEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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