February 7, 2008

On this date in 1863, HMS Orpheus sank off the coast of Auckland, New Zealand. You know, with a name like "Orpheus" you really think they would have been watching where they were going.

So Happy Lunar New Year! Gōngxǐ fācái, hóngbāo nálái! And you know how to do it. Cash. Money. Anyway, it's now the Year of the Rat. Although with the success of Pixar's hit film "Ratatouille", I think it's pretty safe to say that LAST year was the Year of the Rat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAsorry I have an audition tomorrow to be the host of a morning television talk show.

It's also "e Day" for math nerds, what with it being 2.7 today. In 2018 it's gonna get nerdtastic up in here. Mark your calendars. IN BLOOD. Or, you know, pen.

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I'm now in an ongoing argument about whether or not "Mardi Gras" can accurately be referred to as "some flapjack day." Anybody care to "weigh" in? HAHAHAHAHAsorry, I'm just really excited about this audition. We'll have a special Correspondence of the Flapjacky tomorrow, maybe. Or Correspondence of the Phat.

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I do not really have an audition tomorrow. I'm sorry I lied.